'The writing is fabulously blackly comic and timed to perfection.'  

Deirdre O'Halloran Literary Associate Soho Theatre.

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Keith: 'Everyone of us colours things with the crayons that we have?' 

Steve: 'God Keith, you don't half talk bollocks sometimes'

 

Keith Goodman is a wronged man. He’s lost his kids, his house, his playstation... oh and his wife, and none of it is his fault.

 

Shambolic and drunk, Keith hatches a plan to share his plight with the world and so begins a night that sees ever-appeasing barman, Steve, and his feisty wife, Cath, in a lock-in like no other.

 

Approx running time 55 min.

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